The birds are chirping, dogs are running and playing, flowers are beginning to bloom and so are you and your man! Don't we all love Spring? Spring Fever is setting in. People smile more in Spring. Maybe it has to do with the little extra sunlight we get that offers us prolonged energy combined with the fresh cut grass that tickles our senses which reminds us we'd like a good roll in it! Oh let's admit it! Spring flowers bring Male showers! We lllllllllove this time of year. Everyone is feeling sexy because they joined the gym January 2nd. All of a sudden what use to be covered in hoodies, gloves and long pants are now being exposed. You can sense the extra testosterone in the air. Yes, Spring is the official Horny season.
One of life's biggest pleasures has been contained in the bedroom during the chilly season that just passed. Who's ready to get outdoors and show your mate your new hard body in the light of day? I know I am, it's time to revive boys. Get to pumping more than peddles outside. Mow that grass then mow that ass. Increase barebacking pleasures by the scent of fresh blooming jasmine in the backyard. Open your imagination and bring your lover along for the first of a three part series on getting it on outdoors.
Don't leave home without it.
Fooling around outside of your own home is just plain sexy. Think about your home or apartment. High bush areas, uncovered private patio, pool furniture, rocky landscape? Make a grocery trip a trip to remember. When you and your partner pull up, you both grab a hand full of groceries and head towards the door, you drop your groceries, madely kiss him and drag him into the bushes, the back yard, to the side of the pool and start taking his clothes off. This is how chore days... and your mate... should be done!
Never under estimate the hammock. This is one sexy piece of noted rope or swaying fabric. All of your movements must be slow and deliberate. What a way to make him hard and blow his mind. Can't you just imagine the tension of both gay lovers wanting it faster but you can't... you just get it hard and slow. Reading a book on this old time favorite will never be a satisfying afternoon again.
Getting dirty. Lay him down, strip him and get your hands dirty. The cool dirt on your hands will increase his senses. The cool plus different sensation of the gritty dirt will stimulate him in a fresh way giving way to praising your glory.
When you are staking your home for sexy interludes, make sure you cannot be seen by children. Being seen by your adult neighbors, or the possibility of being seen increases the erotic encounter, but being seen by children can get you into hot water that's not part of this outdoor sex series!
Up Next, park more than your 4 cylinder in your 2 car garage.
#9: Get It On In The Garage
Similar to the back yard, your garage can be a rockin place to get it going! With car hoods and tool benches to perch upon the possibilities are endless! I have even had a full romp in my Dad's garage starting with me on a stool, legs spread for oral, then moving to the work bench for some wild finger action, and concluding with us lying on top of my Dad's car! It was a wild ride for sure!
I am sure there are many guys who would say "no way" to the hood of a car, but hey, there are other places to get your engine revving - just remember to watch out for grease stains - your butt will be black for days!
#8: Go Parking
Many couples go on date nights to movies or restaurants. While this is all fine and good, there is soooo much more you can be adding to your "date night." A favorite thing for my hubby and I to do when we are having some coveted alone time is to park our SUV in a darker part of the movie theater parking lot and climb in back for some pre-movie sex! Having this prequel to the main event actually gives us one great thrill, and relaxes us for the movie. Of course, you can make this the encore by doing it after the movie as well.
Similarly, we have parked in various places to have sex. Restaurant parking lots, behind buildings, you name it! We have even done the drive-in movies. Hey, necking is not just for the teeny-boppers you know! Just be mindful of other people around you, make sure you have an escape plan, and remember that your "car will be a rockin'" so make sure it is in a dark area if possible. While sex in cars is not a cop's worst nightmare, there are many who would love to peep in on you - so if you have a vehicle with tinted windows, this would be better.
Wherever you go parking, and whatever you decide to do in your car - blowjobs, oral sex, full on penetration - getting out of the realm of your neighborhood can bring back those fond memories of when you were dating and couldn't keep your hands off each other! Try it, you will love it!
#7: Party Like It Is 1999
Ahhh, spring, the time for BBQ parties and outdoor parties galore! While it will admittedly be harder to find quiet nookie time during a party, there are options for you daring folks who want to get it on in the midst of people!
For example, my in-laws have a big BBQ every June and my hubby and I always attend. They live on a rather spacious plot of land and put up tents and other festive decorations. One tent always buts up against the house and makes a discreet "pocket" of space between it and the house, hidden away by trees and shrubs. We have been known to sneak in there and have some hot, quick sex!
Why be so risky? Well, the thrill is in the chance of getting caught - and as we get closer to the #1 pick, the risks are going to increase! Just remember, when having sex that close to where people are - be quiet or your cover (no matter how minimal) will certainly be blown to bits!
#6: Apple Pickin'
Have you ever been to an apple orchard? Miles and miles of sprawling apple trees. The smell is delicious, the sight is wondrous and the opportunities are ripe! While you will most likely have to wait until fall to get to the orchard for picking, some orchards offer tours of the space, even before the apples are ready.
My hubby and I go to the orchard twice every year - once alone and once with our son. When we go alone we almost always end up far away from the main building, nestled between some Granny Smith apple trees - doing the nasty! While you will want to bring something to lie on (rotten apple bits in your ass crack are not romantic) - you will be sheltered from peeping eyes, and the surroundings are really magical.
This idea would work well for wineries as well - since the vines offer a natural harbor as you go from isle to isle - but there is often less space to use. The key is, use the wilderness and your surroundings as inspiration and be taken in by the moment, just as my hubby and I do!
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