What if..... Jesus were gay?

by January Jones

excerpt from

Thou Shalt Not Whine The Eleventh Commandment

Beaufort Books May 2008

This hypothetical question popped into my head the other day after I heard a minister on television say that, "Jesus definitely did not approve of gays." My thought is, "How could Jesus not approve of gays since he created all of us in his own image?"

Now let's ask, "What was the image of Jesus Christ, the Son of God?" Well for a starter, he was a good Jewish boy that lived at home with his mother until he died. He had no girlfriends that we know of except for his friend, Mary Magdalene. She was a prostitute who was probably one of the early celebrities in the gay holy land. Mary would have been a biblical Madonna or Cher type personality.

Jesus never married or had children that we know of unless you are a fan of The DaVinci Code that most churches are quick to denounce. His best friends were the twelve apostles who were all men just like him. Granted some of the apostles were married men. But if Jesus were gay, "Why couldn't some of his close friends be bi-sexual?"

Then there is the way he dressed. Jesus wore long, flowing gowns, great sandals and had fabulous hair. I'm not saying he was a cross dresser but the clothes he wore were very similar to the ones his Mother and Mary Magdalene wore. Also, I think it is rather interesting that now his male priests and ministers dress more outrageously for services than most women. "Wouldn't be amazing if we find out that Jesus was not only a fabulous, darling guy but he was the Boy from Oz?" The original one!

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About the Author

January Jones is the self-proclaimed Whine Tester. She is a reformed whiner who lives every day in the No Whine Zone. She is a published author who has done over 500 radio talk shows and television promoting her theories. Ms. Jones specializes in homemaker humor. She is an outrageous gal who loves sharing her theories, cures and conclusions.