Perris Motorcycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Pick-up Lines Nurses Hear From Riders in Motorcycle Accidents

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. Want to take a ride on my Harley? 2. Ever ridden on a hog before? 3. I’d just love to show you the road once they fix my bike. 4. So, how do you feel about motorcycle riders? 5. I’m really a very sensitive kind of guy, you know? 6. You look ...

Perris Pedestrian Lawyer’s Top Ten Stories Nurses Hear From Joggers in Pedestrian Accidents

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. And then this truck was bearing down on this child, so I scooped him up with total disregard for my own life and ..... 2. I stood my ground and if I hadn’t, well, who knows what would have.... 3. You see, these children were crossing without a...

Perris Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Pick-up Lines Nurses Hate to Hear at the Hospital From People in Car Accidents

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. How about we get together as soon as I heal up? 2. You really know how to fill out a uniform. 3. Come here often? 4. Lets go down to the cafeteria and get drunk on prune juice. 5. Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? 6. How about a sponge bath...

Perris Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Pick-up Lines Nurses Hear From Truckers in Big Rig Truck Accidents

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. Ever ridden in a big rig before, sweetie? 2. If you have dinner with me, I’ll let you play with the truck horn. 3. My truck cab is decorated in early American. Want to see it? 4. You know, my truck cab could sure use a woman’s touch. 5. I fe...

Perris Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Pick-up Lines Nurses Hate to Hear at the Doctor’s Office From Motorists in Auto Accidents

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1.What do you say to taking a ride in my new car, sweetie? 2. You certainly are a sight for sore eyes. 3. The doctor’s a cold fish, but you’re certainly nice. 4. How about we tear up the road together after I get out of here? 5. Ever been to Ve...

Perris Bicycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Pick-up Lines Nurses Hear From Bicyclists in Bike Accidents

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. You know, my bicycle is built for two. 2. You want to take a ride sometime, sweetie? 3. So, do you like older men? 4. So, do you like younger men? 5. So, do you like men? 6. So, where do nurses go when you want to have some fun? 7. Doing anythin...

Perris Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Pick-up Lines Nurses Hear in the Emergency Room From Drivers in Car Accidents

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. You know, I could really go for a nurse like you. 2. Have you ever given thought to being a private nurse? 3. Wow, let me guess what outfit you’ll be wearing for Halloween. 4. Let’s go trick or treating together. 5. I just love this time we ...

Fountain Valley Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Doctors Do to Scare You After a Car Accident

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. Read your chart and frown. 2. Read your chart and shake their head. 3. Read your chart and put their head in their hands. 4. Read your chart and yell for the nurses. 5. Take one look at you and race from the room. 6. Look at your X-rays in front...

Fountain Valley Bicycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Emergency Room Doctors Do to Scare You After a Bicycle Accident

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. Pull the drapes open and shut them just as quickly. 2. Come into your room with defibrillation paddles. 3. Look at your X-rays and gasp. 4. Look at your condition and yell for nurses in a panic. 5. Look at the bone sticking out of your skin and ...

Fountain Valley Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Doctors Do to Worry You After an Auto Accident

(Thu Nov 13th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)

1. Tell you your condition and then call you by someone else’s name. 2. Tell you the hospital has never had such an interesting case before. 3. Ask you if you wouldn’t mind if a doctor fresh out of medical school operates on you. 4. Ask what yo...