Mad "Bob" Mugabe's Favourite Little Ditty!

By Ross Dix-Peek

I was fortunate enough to be born in what was then one of the most beautiful countries in the world, "Rhodesia"! it is now The personal property of Robert "Mad Bob" Mugabe, and is known as "Zimbabwe", aptly named after a pile of ruins! While in the shower one morning, I came up with this quaint little song, that I know will soon become an immense favourite of "Mad Bob", and will, I am sure, be sung by him while engaged in his daily ritual of Murder, Pillaging, Plundering, Deracinating, Torture, Rapine and General Subjugation! Now, I dedicate this little ditty, which is rather short, sweet...and complete, to "mad Bob" Mugabe, who can truly be said to be one of the vilest creatures to have ever walked the face of the earth!

It is sung to the tune of "This Land is my Land...". I am sure most will be familiar with the tune. It will take just minutes to master, unless you are "Mad Bob", of course!

It goes as follows: "This Land is my Land, This land is my land, This land is my Land, This Land is my Land, From Matabeleland to Mashonaland, This land was made just for me, Just for me, Just for me!"

Not only do I dedicate this lovely little song to "Mad Bob", but to all those stupid, obtuse and deluded souls out there who honestly thought they were doing humanity a favour by putting this reprobate in power (that includes three quarters of the world at the time, and especially Britain!), and most of all... to all those hundreds and thousands of poor folk who have consequently suffered under the yoke of unadulterated evil and malevolence ever since!

About the Author

Born in Salisbury, Rhodesia. Archivist by profession and freelance writer. Interested in History, Military History, the English Language, and other vocations.