Like I indicate in the Bio for this article I used to be fat. Actually I'm still kinda fat and I don't exercise because I hate exercise. It's seriously unpleasant just for the sake of doing it. Mix it up with the chance to gloat over someone else by winning some sort of mindless game though and you can count me in anytime!! I adore mindless gloating that really proves nothing but I won't cheat to achieve my goal no matter what. I like my mindless gloating to be pure and unadulterated, yeah!

Anyway back to being ugly and beautiful if I may. Apparently fat people who used to be ashamed of being fat, have taken to thinking of fat as being beautiful. I would like to assist in a reality check as it were. Fat is not beautiful not now not ever. People pay good money to have fat sucked out of their bodies and to say it is beautiful is to belittle all the hard-earned money that went into paying for plastic surgeons to suck fat out of middle to wealthy classed bodies. It just isn't right I tell you not in the least.

What would happen for example if ugly people decided to have Ugly and Beautiful competitions? What detrimental effects would that have on the economy, society and the self esteem of good looking people who only had their beauty to hold onto. Now ugly people who for the most part had to go out and work hard to be smart would be unfairly taking everything away from Blond bimbos who never had to study because ugly and plain people did everything for them.

Plastic surgery as we know it would grind to a halt putting hundreds of thousands out of work. Jokes would have to be re-written and thousands of them would become instantly worthless because ugliness wouldn't be funny anymore since no one would be ugly.

Massive lay-offs would occur in psychiatry and psychology, the pharmaceutical industry and so on. Bars would also lose out because people wouldn't need to be as drunk to get with ugly people anymore, it would be complete and utter chaos.

I for one will not be a party to this travesty. Ugly is ugly and fat is fat. As I said for almost a year in high school I told myself I was ugly and that's why I had no girlfriend but it turned out I was really just weird and had no self confidence and that's why I had no girlfriend. Apparently I was decent looking after all. I was relieved to say the least. Better to be weird than ugly any day I say lol!! But no matter if I had been ugly I would have learned to live with it rather than lying to myself.

I've also been fat and seen the sneer and jeers of being fat and I didn't tell myself that it was ok because it wasn't. Even my obese girlfriend said she would never get with a fat guy so I shouldn't get too fat. It is simply not right that fat people should get to feel as good about themselves as skinny people AND get to eat all the great tasting food that causes many of them to be fat. It just isn't fair I tell you and I will not promote it one bit.

Just in case the fatties out there don't think I was really fat I used to be 140 lbs then 225 lbs and now 185 lbs and I probably sit at a computer for more time than I sleep in my bed.

Thin, good-looking people of the world unite take back the crest that either genetics or a capable surgeon blessed you with. Fight the fatties and their attempts to have their cakes and eat it too.

About the Author

Fitzgerald Trevis Scott was once fat, and once went for quite a while thinking he was ugly. He lives in Trinidad and Toboogan actually Tobago, pronounced Toe-bay-go. This is his site www.fitzgeraldscott.com it's not really funny at the moment.