1. Do you use an online dating site? a) Yes, I-Get-Cyber-Laid.com! It's where all my friends and lovers are, I've had sex online and it's better than the real thing. b) Yes, but I'm careful not to get addicted to it. c) What's that then, deary?

2. How often do you use MySpace? a) More than once per day. I update my profile regularly and I've got thousands of friends, mostly with their tits out in the photo. b) Sometimes, but they're not real people, are they? c) My what, sorry?

3. Do you have a blog? a) Yes, I've got a personal blog, a writing blog...and a blog for my dog. I update them all daily. b) I've got a blog but I don't update it very often. It gets a bit repetitive. c) Is this one of those online journal thingies? No, I haven't.

4. Do you listen to podcasts? a) Yes, I've got my own podcast and I listen to other people's. Podcasting is the future! b) I do, but I prefer to watch the Soaps. c) I grow peas, does that count?

5. Do you use the word 'lol'? a) Yes, I used to only use it in emails and text messages and now I've started to say it when I speak, lol. b) Not often, but I do use it in text messages. c) It means Lots of Love, doesn't it?

6. What do you think of e-books? a) I read e-books all the time. I can't remember the last time I bought a printed book. Think of all those trees we're saving. b) I have read one or two, but I prefer to hold a book in my hands, curl up next to the fire with one. You can't do that with a computer, can you? c) I don't take drugs.

7. How do you take photos? a) On my phone and them make them into a slide-show to upload onto YouTube. b) I use a digital camera but I always print out the ones I want to keep because you never know. c) I have had a Brownie Box Camera since I was a child and it works perfectly so I see no reason to replace it.

8. Do you watch much TV? a) I watch my PC-TV, that way I can watch whatever show I want rather than at specific programming times. Lately I've spent more time on YouTube, though. b) I watch TV in the evenings, doesn't everyone? c) I only watch The News. Everything else is tripe.

9. How do you eat your meals? a) I eat in front of my laptop. Generally I eat things that don't need cutlery so that I can type while I'm eating. b) At the table for a special occasion, but mostly in front of the TV. c) At my dining room table like a civilized person.

10. Should the Internet be censored? a) No, it would be an infringement of freedom of speech. It would be like living in a police state, man. b) Yes, for things that are illegal like child pornography. c) The Internet is the work of the devil and should be banned outright.

Mostly A's: You are an uber-techie supreme. You don't have a life unless it's plugged into your computer. You probably wear specs and have halitosis.

Mostly B's: You know what to do with technology but you are contemptuous of people who let it run their lives for them. You also feel superior to techno-phobes. Where do you get off being so smug?

Mostly C's: Are you my grandmother? How are you reading an online quiz in the first place?

About the Author

Sarah Harris is the founder of http://www.PlanetSappho.com - the world's most popular lesbian dating site.