Peggie

(Thu Jul 6th, 2006, by Robert Levin)

During my twenties and thirties it was my goal to have sex with every physical type of woman on the planet. I’d prefer not to hear any stuff about this. I was proceeding from the belief that by sleeping with a representative of every kind of female ...

You Think You've Got Communication Problems Where You Work? Read

(Thu Jul 6th, 2006, by Susan Dunn, M.A., The EQ Coach)

Here are some maintenance log entries from a major airline – or so the email says, showing the problems reported by pilots (P) and solutions recorded by mechanics (S). It’s probably true. You couldn’t make these things up. P: Left inside main try alm...

The Story of My Dog and Why You Should Care

(Wed Jul 5th, 2006, by BRIAN)

The Story of My Dog and Why You Should Care It all began when I was 11 years old. That day, my mom was taking us (the kids) to Arnold's Hey and Grain, a food store for animals. As we were approaching the door, something caught my eye: a little dog (4...

Mondegreens for You for Christmas

(Wed Jul 5th, 2006, by Susan Dunn, MA, The EQ Coach)

Yes, I have mondegreens for you! Aren't you thrilled? If you're not sure, you aren't alone. It's a word that sounds vaguely familiar , and might be something you'd like to get. I mean we have lots of "greens" at Christmas - trees, wreaths, apparel, a...

The Lighter Side of Spam

(Tue Jul 4th, 2006, by Timothy Ward)

Every morning when sit down at the ole computer and go to check my email I know two things will happen. (1) I won't have received any new sign-ups in any of the hundreds of affiliate programs that 'guaranteed' me a massive downline and (2) I will ha...

IS GOD A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN? AND OTHER CULTURAL ANOMALIES

(Tue Jul 4th, 2006, by Rev. James L. Snyder)

The amazing thing about contemporary American culture is its predisposition to organize itself into neat little categories. This "pigeonhole syndrome," referred to by some as PHS, (not to be confused with PMS), is responsible for much of the stress i...

In Hollywood As In Life You Never Reach The Top

(Mon Jul 3rd, 2006, by Stephen Schochet)

When Jim Carey was paid $20,000,000 for The Cable Guy, a record breaking salary for a movie star, John Travolta topped him by asking for $20,000,001 for the movie Michael and got it. But there is always someone who makes more than you. John Travolta ...

Very Precise Fortune Cookies

(Mon Jul 3rd, 2006, by David Leonhardt)

Very Precise Fortune Cookies By David Leonhardt I cracked open the fortune cookie and read the little slip of paper on the inside. Immediately I realized that it had been written by a weather forecaster. "You will be approached in the late afternoon ...

THE INTERNET ADVENTURES OF STUPIDMAN

(Mon Jul 3rd, 2006, by Stupidman)

Introduction I have know R.H. Jaycox (Jay), the author of Internet Profit Pearls, for over a decade. A while back he asked me to read a pre-final draft (don't know how many pre-s I should really use) of the book. Technically I don't have a clue of w...

CASHING IN ON CANOODLING!

(Sat Jul 1st, 2006, by Theolonius McTavish)

Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005 -- CASHING IN ON CANOODLING!-- ...Hmmm…is love really in the air ...or am I just running on fumes from my old jalopy? - By Theolonius McTavish, a patently absurd roving reporter with oodles of time on his hands to ...