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Senator Craig Re-Explains Upturned Hand; Says He Was Panhandling
(Tue Oct 2nd, 2007, by Tom Attea)
Senator Larry Craig has re-explained why his palm was turned up.
He is said to have told reporters, "Originally, I said I was picking up a piece of paper. But now I confess. I was panhandling. You see, I left my wallet at home."
A reported asked why... |
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Annoying things
(Tue Oct 2nd, 2007, by mike)
Commercials
All of the tv stations taking a commercial break at the exact same time. You can't flip the channel and watch something else.
Garbage trucks
Passing buy making a 100 db noise all the time while you are still sleeping.
Lawnmowers
Someone... |
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To Shit in India
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by Edward Bison)
I'm off on another international trip - this time to India. I haven't been there before but, like most Brits, I enjoy Indian food so I'm kind of looking forward to trying the real thing. I say "kind of" because one of the side-effects of Indian food ... |
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Easy Magic Tricks
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by Michael Malega)
Time to get started on this topic. Take a few moments to read every aspect of this paper hopefully it will be of great help.
There are any number of easy magical tricks which are available to find if only you look hard enough. This is true for all ... |
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Bahasa Malaysia and Flowers
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by Wan Yee)
First, the inedible flowers. In Bahasa Malaysia, flowers on tyres does not mean the pretty part of a plant enveloped by delicate petals. When a traffic policeman warns you that there are "no flowers" on your tyres, he is actually saying the tyres are... |
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SECRETS YOUR MOTHER DID NOT TELL YOU ABOUT KIDS
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by Gina Novelle Merrell at http://www.thirdpocket.com)
Copyright by Gina Novelle Merrell 09-2007
Have you noticed that Moms spend hours telling you about their labor pains? But these same Moms hold back and never discuss the facts which I'm about to reveal to you about children. Every new mother that act... |
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Humor Ability To Apply Humor To Any Situation
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by James Brown)
Some people are natural comedians because they have the amazing ability to apply humor to any situation. They do not have to put much effort behind the ability they have either and doing it is not an act at all. It is a gift that they were born with ... |
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Frequent Flyer, The Old Days
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by Hal Jacobs)
Having retired in 1997 I have not taken an airline flight since then. I did my 3 million miles soliciting tour operator car rental business around the world so I had enough flying. During my flying years to make flying a little more enjoyable I belon... |
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Animals Act (Part Two), a Play in Two Parts
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by Douglas Ellsworth)
Act the One
A lion, a tiger and a bear discuss how much they admire that strangest of animals, the human.
Tony the Lion: It's amazing what a human can do once it sets its mind to it.
Leo the Bear: No kidding! Like the pyramids!
Yogi the Tiger: That w... |
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Animals Act (Part One), a Play in Two Parts
(Tue Sep 25th, 2007, by Douglas Ellsworth)
Act the One
A hamster, a lab rat, and a guinea pig talk about the sorry state of human affairs. They are fed up with what they all agree is an intolerable situation but can't seem to find a solution to the situation.
Huxley the Hamster: Y'know, these... |
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