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Dancing with the Squirrels
(Wed Oct 24th, 2007, by James L. Snyder)
I was sitting in my chair going through a large cookbook that had belonged to my grandmother when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came into the room.
"Are you reading a cookbook?" she asked.
Let me stop here and just start from the beginning. ... |
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The Land of Fartleberry
(Wed Oct 24th, 2007, by Ross Dix-Peek)
The Land of Fartleberry
By
Ross Dix-Peek
There is a land with which we are all familiar, a land replete with vast castles, legions of luxury vehicles and a plethora of fashion-conscious mannequins; the republic of Fartleberry.
Its gilded gates heral... |
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Suicide Bomber Shops For Life Insurance
(Wed Oct 24th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
A suicide bomber named Ali-Bye saw a commercial by Prudential of Iraq and became concerned about what could happen to his family after he completed his mission. He decided that the next day he would go shopping for life insurance.
In the morning, he... |
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Mad "Bob" Mugabe's Favourite Little Ditty!
(Wed Oct 24th, 2007, by Ross Dix-Peek)
Mad "Bob" Mugabe's Favourite Little Ditty!
By
Ross Dix-Peek
I was fortunate enough to be born in what was then one of the most beautiful countries in the world, "Rhodesia"!
it is now The personal property of Robert "Mad Bob" Mugabe, and is known as ... |
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New Rapper Named MM Trash Tops Charts
(Wed Oct 24th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
The debut album by the new rapper MM Trash has topped the charts. Called Mind Trash, the album features the rapper's inflammatory lyrics about the trivia the mass media dumps into his mind day in and day out.
Complaining that there is no escape for h... |
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Bill Asks Hillary If He Can Be The Vice President; Blames Idea On Vladimir Putin
(Wed Oct 24th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
Bill Clinton seemed to have made an affable adjustment to the possibility that Hillary will be the President and he will be "the first man." But his easygoing accommodation to wifely superiority was shattered when Vladimir Putin hinted at the KGB-cle... |
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Newt Gingrich Makes Best Presidential Campaign Speech; Says He Won't Run
(Wed Oct 24th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
At last count, there were 17 candidates for President. In case you don't have them all on instant recall, here they are:
1. Joe Biden
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Christopher Dodd,
4. John Edwards
5. Mike Gravel
6. Dennis Kucinich
7. Barach Obama
8... |
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Human Beings Called Intermediate Step On Way To A Logical Species
(Tue Oct 23rd, 2007, by Tom Attea)
A new study from the Institute for Logical Behavior reports that human beings are not the end of evolution but merely an evolutionary step on the way to a logical species.
The renowned institute bases its findings on the observation of everyday human... |
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We All have a Right to be Who We Are!
(Tue Oct 23rd, 2007, by Ross Dix-Peek)
We All Have a Right to be Who We Are!
By
Ross Dix-Peek
I am endowed with a deep voice and have thus , fortunately, escaped the effeminate squeaks so common among southern African men.
However, at times it seems rather an imprecation, than a blessing... |
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Why Did I Get Up This Morning?
(Tue Oct 23rd, 2007, by James L. Snyder)
All day long, I've had this burning question in my mind. One of those questions you just cannot shake and as the day progressed, it loomed larger and larger until I had to address it. Personally, I would like to have address it, put a stamp on it and... |
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