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A GOOD LAWYER, METHINKS A BRAINY ONE.
(Tue Jun 12th, 2007, by mmnjug)
This mail also landed in my inbox some days ago. Some of these things are only possible when Lawyers are put into the picture.
New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the
loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory t... |
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WHY BULLS ARE BETTER THAN LITERALLY CRITICS!
(Tue Jun 12th, 2007, by mmnjug)
The letter below was found among others in Europe recently.
Bulls don't run reviews,
Bulls of 25 don't marry women of 55 and expect to be invited for dinner,
Bulls don't borrow money,
Bulls are edible after they have been killed.
Letter by Ernest He... |
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The Woody Allen Quick Quips Survival Guide
(Tue Jun 12th, 2007, by Saleem Rana)
How do we handle the stress of life? Zen and yoga are probably on top of the list. But what's the next best thing?
Humor. Definitely humor.
Somehow it clears the mind. It's hard to be mad or sad when you're laughing. When impending clouds of gloom a... |
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Everyone's Decisive Companion
(Tue Jun 12th, 2007, by Robert Clark)
It's been found. The "Mother Decision Maker".... The authenic master of wisdom, and decisive answers. This mysterious and sophisticated tool always mysteriously has the answer. Centuries ago, it seems questions were being posed to a higher source. A... |
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Scientists Discover Earthlike Planet; Hope The Civilization Is More Advanced
(Wed Jun 6th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
European astronomers, upon discovering an Earthlike planet outside of our own solar system, winningly named Gliese 581c, were immediately fearful that the sort of behavior that goes on here might be more widespread than previously believed and could ... |
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Netflix Informed About Movies On Demand; May Stop Mailing DVDs
(Wed Jun 6th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
Netflix, the company whose enormous red billboards have been annoying computer users for some time, has been informed about the existence of on-demand movies.
Shocked that a person can simply click a remote control to pay for and view a movie, the c... |
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Washington Madam Names Clients; Who's Next?
(Wed Jun 6th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
As if our fearless leaders in Washington don't have enough to fret about, now Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a madam accused of running a prostitution business has, as part of her defense, vowed to make her list of clients public. Worse yet, she has begun to... |
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Toyoto Becomes Number One Car Company; Thanks General Motors
(Wed Jun 6th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
"Thank you so much for making Toyota number one," the chairman of Toyota, Fujio Cho, said to Richard Wagoner, the CEO of General Motors, and leaned across the conference table to shake his hand.
"Think nothing of it," Mr. Wagoner replied, obliging th... |
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Female Muslim Sexologist On TV; Proves More Popular Than Al-Qaeda
(Wed Jun 6th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
A female Muslim sexologist named Heba Kotb now has a TV program called "Big Talk," where the courageous pioneer discusses sex in as normal and healthy a manner as she can dare to in her excitable part of the world.
A conservative Muslim herself, the... |
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Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork
(Wed Jun 6th, 2007, by Tom Attea)
One week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government will collapse and he can rush in to govern like his fellow m... |
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