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A Chick with a Pick
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by Gerry McDonnell)
I'm unwilling to pigeon hole myself politically, but if forced, I would happily place myself in the 'frustrated feminist' box. If I was around in the early part of the twentieth century I'd have been more than happy to burn bras with the Suffragettes... |
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That Feels Good, Doesn't It?
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by Denise Tarka)
I might have my kids enrolled in soccer but I'm not a soccer mom. Gardener, baker, writer, lefty, confirmed pacifist, yes, but not one of those who sit on the side-lines screaming at junior, "Get the ball! Get the ball! Get the ball now! Move it up! ... |
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Wedding Humor
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by Jo Mazak)
Wedding Humor
If there is one thing that is going to lift a wedding speech from the very depths despair, it has to be some patented wedding humor. Weddings are great places to find all sorts of humor and jokes running amok and if you naturally have a... |
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WHAT KISS MEANS TO A PROFESSOR
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by mmnjug)
This mail landed into my inbox. Enjoy it.
Professors of different subjects define the same
word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of
love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
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Irish Drinking Toasts
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by Jo Mazak)
Irish Drinking Toasts
If you've never met an Irishman, then you don't know what fun you're missing out on. And if you've never had a drink (or two or three) with an Irishman, you don't know what you're missing. The Irish are as a people, jovial, and ... |
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Lord Racoon and the dream of the multicoloured fish
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by Michael Fowke)
Lord Raccoon was born in Grimsby 2500 years ago, and he is still worshipped in that town to this day. He taught that fishing is the way, and he has been a big influence on my own thinking. Of course, in his time fish were the main currency. The riche... |
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The unofficial guide to Emo: Part One
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by Melanie)
If you take a quick look around Cooeey, you may notice that one term in particular just keeps on popping up, like errant moles under a mallet. What's that word, you ask? It's EMO. EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO, everywhere you look.
But what the hell does that... |
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Hi Ho, Hi Ho
(Tue Jun 26th, 2007, by Josef Graf)
Hi Ho, Hi HoThe following excerpt is drawn from Hebert Returns to America, by Josef Graf, a compendium of humor that deals with modern issues.As luck would have it, I submitted my dog-eared, coffee-stained resume to the winner of the annual Employer-... |
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If I can be big and beautiful can I be ugly and beautiful too?
(Tue Jun 19th, 2007, by Fitzgerald Trevis Scott)
Like I indicate in the Bio for this article I used to be fat. Actually I'm still kinda fat and I don't exercise because I hate exercise. It's seriously unpleasant just for the sake of doing it. Mix it up with the chance to gloat over someone else by ... |
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"Real Men" vs "Real Women"
(Tue Jun 19th, 2007, by Fitzgerald Trevis Scott)
I'm always hearing about how a "real" man does so and so and this and that and in response I also hear how a "real" woman does such and such and blah de blah doh.
I often wonder where these mythical creatures actually reside and how people know what... |
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