Instead of swimming in sunglasses/Versace_1.html">Versace, high fashion, and endless body-enhancing
clothing, the new Hollywood fashion trend seems to be to look as horrible as possible. Here
are a few expert tips on making yourself look older, out of style, and somewhat like a crazy
cat lady.

The Olson twins, despite their natural beauty, petite size, and charming personalities,
choose to deck themselves out like 90 year old homeless folks out to destroy fashion one
outfit at a time. Here is how:

Oversized clothing is a great way to decrease your sex appeal while personally taking out
your insecurities on the fashion conscious. The more of your shape you can hide, the better
you will pull of the scruffy and un-groomed look. The best colors to add weight are white
and grey, which also add a delicate sense of having purchased your attire at Wal-Mart. Tsk
tsk.

Oversized sunglasses look great when you are well kempt and fashion forward, but can
add weight to the upper part of the face and make you look washed out and insane if your
hair is scruffy and uncombed and without body. Ideally, in order to look as bad as possible,
you’ll want to part your hair down the middle, leave it otherwise untamed and slap on a pair
of giant, bug-eyed sunglasses. The best sunglasses for this look come from href="http://www.smartbuyglasses.com/designer-sunglasses/Prada_1.html">Prada and
Dior,
though if you really want to add insult to injury you could buy an unknown or, dare I say it?
– convenience store sunglasses.