When you're outside puttering around in your garden, you probably feel tranquil, serene, at one with Mother Nature. It's just you and your plants, getting along fantastically together. The last thing you want is for that peaceful silence to be obliterated by an intimidating gardening contraption like the chipper shredder. But fear not, those scared easily by loud noises and heavy machinery: chippers are not like their predecessors, and they're only getting better.